Thursday, May 31, 2012

Workin' in a coal mine



Now that summer is finally here (yay!), I have been getting more sleep.  More sleeep=More Dreams=More Blog Entries. It's a win, win, win.

I should have written this earlier today when it was more clear, but you'll just have to deal with what is still in my head.

I was preparing to enter a mine shaft.  I had to get all geared up.  We needed special clothes and head lamps and all that jazz. My favorite part now that I'm awake was a tight material that covered my hair.  It was very similar to one of those things you use to cover your own hair before putting on a wig.

Later we were being trained on safety procedures.  To warn us about the dangers of using a certain drug, this guy started eating this nasty green stuff and then ended up puking it up all over the place.  I was beyond disgusted (as I would imagine you are right now).

I never actually got to go down into the mine.

I was probably worried about getting the black lung, like this guy:


Chips

Favorite end of school gift:
"Your all that in a bag of chips."

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Moved

By "WE," I mean "I."
And by "moved," I mean "relocated to a new house 6 miles away."

Anyway, if you want to send me any mail or packages or mail-order husbands,
you'll have to ask for my new address.