Ready, Set, Gogo

Last night I dreamt that I received some gifts from my neighbor Eric. As they were delivered, his best friend told me that Eric wanted me to know that they were all made in the USA. There were some clothes and some GoGo's. During the last week of school (yes, it's finally over), all the boys in my class were obsessed with these things. Apparently, they're the new version of Crazy Bones, which my bro was a fan of as a kid. Let me tell you a few things that I'm pretty sure of:

A) Gogo's are not made in the USA.

2) Gogo's are marbles in disguise.

D) "Gogo's" is a dumb name.

Wood and White Supremacists

This morning I decided to ignore my alarm clock and ended up sleeping in a half hour longer than I was supposed to. During that time, I had this random dream:

I was with a whole bunch of young single adults in some sort of outside area that needed to be cleaned up. There were logs, wood flats, and other wooden materials to be cleared out. We were almost done when I noticed one more log that I wanted to take care of. I soon found that all of the power tools had been cleaned up already. As I examined the strange ax that was provided for me, I thought, "What am I supposed to do with this stupid thing? It's not good for anything." Luckily, my dream moved on (as dreams do so well) and I didn't have to worry about that anymore.

Next, we were all supposed to sit and listen to a talk/lesson on something. One of the places to sit was in some bleachers to the side of the speaker. I noticed that the people in the bleachers were not sitting symmetrically, so I recruited a few people to fix that. I like symmetry, I guess.

We went from this:

To this:

Much better. I was sitting next to my friend Allen, who was looking at his phone. The girl speaking gave him the glare of death, so I told him to put it away. Next, I was checking facebook and noticed on my home page that one of my friends had just used an application called "camping list." She enters everything she would pack on a camping trip and it shows you what the inside of her pack would look like. Next thing I knew, Allen and I were covered in all the materials from her camping list. I found this very handy as I was wearing shorts and wanted my legs to be covered. Also, Allen was rubbing my leg while we were sitting there, which I find to be very amusing. Soon, he started hogging all of the things that were covering us. Kind of like when someone steals more than their share of the sheets, but we weren't in a bed. I got kind of upset by this and called him a white supremacist in my head. Really not sure where that came from.

Due to my awesome getting ready skills, I still made it to work on time. :)

You Guys

I had to go to the Toyota dealership last weekend to get a recalled part replaced. When I dropped my car off, the Toyota man asked me to come inside to get some information from me. I didn't really see the purpose of our long conversation and was ready to get out of there, especially since the whole time he kept referring to me as you guys. "Let me know if you guys have any questions." "We'll see you guys later this afternoon." Who are you talking to?! Is there someone sitting next to me? I certainly can't see anyone. If it's a man, would you mind telling me what he looks like? I totally should have replied, "We have enjoyed talking with you. "

Mother's Day

I've been wondering about the punctuation of Mother's Day for the past few weeks. Why is the apostrophe before the S, rather than after it? Doesn't this day belong to all the mothers? I found the answer today after I learned about Anna Jarvis, the woman who worked hard to get Mother's Day recognized as a holiday and then campaigned against the holiday once it became a commercialized Hallmark holiday. It was she who insisted that the apostrophe be where it is:

"She was specific about the location of the apostrophe; it was to be a singular possessive, for each family to honour their mother, not a plural possessive commemorating all mothers in the world."-Louisa Taylor

The interesting/sad thing is that she never had any children of her own.

Now on to more cheerful things...

This one time I had this sister who talked about all the wonderful things I had brought to her life on her blog where she always uses the phrase "this one time." Now I'd like to share with you a few of the wonderful things that my Mamasita brought into my life:

- A love of literature (I tried to give credit to my grandma for this once and my mom corrected me)

- A knowledge of how to sew (I still need a ton more practice before I'm going to get to her level, though)

- An example of selfless love

- A knowledge of how to pick out pineapples at the grocery store

- A love of the Gospel

- An addiction to good chocolate (none of that waxy business for us)

- A love of laughter

- And basically a bunch of other things that have to do with love :)

Anna Jarvis would be so proud of the non-Hallmarky cards that she received today.

She got an "authentic" gift certificate (apparently if you write "authentic," it makes it so),

a beautiful card illustrated by my bro-in-law (not his wife, the art major, for some unknown reason),

and a note that was cut up word by word, inspired by some hole-punch circles on my bedroom floor and Elder Scott's talk from Conference.

Love you Mom!

(and I love these *high quality* pics I took on my phone)

Jump On It!

In a recent dream, I was in a backyard that was covered in luscious, green grass. As I was walking around, I came upon a certain section of the yard that was extra bouncy. I soon discovered that I was walking on a trampoline. I've seen plenty of ground level trampolines, but I've never seen one that is covered in grass. Now my roommate thinks that I should market the idea. She is often heard saying, "You should market that." I have no idea if such a thing would even be possible to make, but if someone figures it out, I would totally buy into it.

Proof

Here's some photographic evidence that every child needs a mom:

One child did all of this in a manner of minutes while I was trying to teach the rest of the class about the dreaded schwa (aka upside down e).

And here is the same student's desk right after we took the state standardized test:

This desk was clean before we started...and this was a regular pencil with an eraser.

And the winners are...

List three people that show the same courage and sense of fairness that Harriet Tubman had.

1. Justin Timberlick

2. Amilia Airhart

3. Justin Bieber

I'm glad to see that kids these days have such a good understanding of what it really means to be courageous and fair.